crash/burn

Beware of Japanese Waitress bearing fortune cookies.

The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.

Now… tell me. Who started the war?

So if you wake up one morning and it’s a particularly beautiful day, you’ll know we made it.

To Gobbler’s Knob. It’s Groundhog Day.

My minimum price for taking a stranded lady to a telephone is 400 dollars.

Where did you learn how to spin, No-Face?

This place is a tomb!

You’re no messiah. You’re a movie of the week. You’re a fucking t-shirt, at best…

Maybe we’re at war with Norway?